eBay My World: mpracing05( 329)

The son of a Norwegian lumberjack mother, and stay-at-home father (ever since the accident at the shoe factory.. don't ask, it involves three horses and a dove, and a box of nails) mpracing05 quickly learned to sell on eBay to pay for private school.

the souls of young virgins, horseshoes of the horses of the apocalypse (they're not very lucky), car parts, motorcycle parts, random junk I find in the cushions of my couch. Once I tried to sell my dog's pancreas, but he bit my hand real hard when I started to cut him open. The buyer understood and left a neutral.

I buy things I don't need, things that make my cars and bikes loud, obnoxious, and unsafe. I'd buy your love if you'd let me.

Dust, moles, venereal diseases, rotten oranges, and statues of orangutans.

Hindi, I made up my own language, no one can speak it but

Looking at ducks, Feeding ducks, Kicking ducks, Throwing things at ducks, admiring ducks, Speaking to ducks, Drawing ducks, Shooting (clay) ducks, Shooting (real) ducks, and watching the Ducks play hockey. The Anaheim Ducks.

How to speak Duck, Donald: an autobiography of a duck with a speech impediment, Moby Duck, How to cook ducks for dummies, the ABCs of EBAY.

Ducks are monogamous, if you see a lone duck it means its mate died. or she ran off with a loon. They also taste good, if you know how to prepare them properly. They are fatty, so frequent removal from the oven to scrape the fat into the pan is necessary. It also makes a helluva gravy, but also remember to remove the feathers.

It's my business, not yours.

PayPal, or I can send out a homing pigeon. Place the folded bills in his pouch and give him a snack of stale bread and ZIMA, then send him on his way.

I ship all my items.

If you want a refund, the deadline was yesterday.

don't touch me.