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Jan 04, 2009
The Last Mistress
Absolutely the hottest movie that I have ever seen. After renting it several times on IFC in Theatres, I decided to buy "The Last Mistress" to save some money on my cable bill. Asia Argento is androgynously sexy as Vellini, who has you from the moment she sucks the blood from Ryno's (Fu'ad Ait Aittou) open wound. Vellini is a woman that any man cannot sexually resist. She borders on crude in this 18th century classic with her open sexuality, smoking cigars, and armpits sporting a patch of thick dark black hair. The younger womanizing Ryno has a ten year tumultuous affair with Vellini when he tries to break away by marrying the young Hermanguarde (Roxanne Mesguido). Hermanquarde, though beautiful, has no sex appeal whatsoever. She has a boyish figure and youthful innocence with a huge dowry. The only feminine character in the whole movie is Ryno. I am not sure why you cannot buy this movie in the U.S. yet. My recommendation -- but it internationally -- and share it with someone you love -- or at least someone you want. This movie is a must-have.
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Jan 31, 2009
In Bruges
If you are looking for that Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Boondock Saints sort of feel, this is it. This movie is takes place in Ireland and Belgium. Colin Farrell is hilariously funny as the hitman who made the ultimate mistake, killing a child. Overwhelmed with remorse, he is miserable, and cannot live with himself. His crime boss, Ralph Fiennes, gets a attack of morality, and wants him taken out for this atrocity. Brendan Gleeson is the co-worker, best friend to Farrell, who is asked to take on the task. The irony of the cold-blooded killers and their love for family, loyalty to friends, and unusual moral standards defines the splintered minds of the murder for hire business. You will also enjoy the appearance of Peter Dinklage in this movie, who always provides icing to your cake. Very dark and wonderful. You will not be disappointed.
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Jan 04, 2009
Lars and The Real Girl
Not what I expected, but a great movie, none the less. Very psychological insightful movie into a interesting personality disorder. Disturbingly hilarious. Great movie for anyone who enjoys psychological or simply bizarre movies. Right down my alley.